EURE KOMMENTARE ZU DIESER FOLGE

FOR OUR ENGLISH READERS (translated by Kevin Schlichting)

Title: "Eddie's Returns on Halloween, Part 3"

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(The morning after Halloween, Eddie is outside in the garden)
Carrie: Dad, look at that! He belongs to a MENTAL INSTITUTION!
Doug: Well, why should he move than?
Eddie: Beautiful stone!
Carrie: Decide! Either ME or EDDIE!
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(Silence…Eddie is eating the stone *nosh*)
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Carrie: Douglas?!
Eddie: Stone baad!!
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Doug: EDDIE made me an omelet this morning! In fact he used marshmallows and sauerkraut instead o’ eggs and bacon, but he TRIED!
Carrie: Are you kidding?!?
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Doug: Do I look like I’m kidding?
Carrie: You look like an over-sized selfish PIG!
Arthur: Like always!
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(Eddie comes in)
Doug: SHUT UP! Count Arthula!
Carrie: And why the hell are you still wearin’ your Halloween costume?
Eddie: Dubiidubiduuu…
Doug: ‘Cause…‘cause…EDDIE LIKES ME THAT WAY, SISTER! YAHAAA!!
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Carrie: Fine, why don’t ya get married and have kids!
Doug:   OOOH YEEEESS, WE WILL! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? WE’RE GONNA NAME THEM ARTHURLINA AND EDDIE JUNIOR!!
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(Carrie is leaving)
Carrie: I’M TELLIN' YOUR MOTHER!!!
*bang*
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Arthur: Douglas! Are you telling the truth here? Arthurlina?! What an HONOR!
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Eddie:  Wanna marry Pig! Ha-ha-haaah! Wanna marry Pig!!!
EDDIE MADE DOUG ONE LAST MARSHMALLOW-SAUERKRAUT OMELET AND SKEDADDLED…THE END!
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