(erstmals veröffentlicht: 25.09.2005)

FOR OUR ENGLISH READERS (translated by JohnDoe)

Title: "Mr. Pruzans Comeback, Part 1"
 
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(DING-DONG!!)
Carrie: Huh?
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Mr. Pruzan: Hi Carrie!!
Carrie: Mr. Pruzan??
Mr. Pruzan: Yes, right! This is the subject, I want to move in...can I come inside?
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Carrie: Uuh, sorry but did you just say...
Mr. Pruzan: Yes, you know, since the company did fired me I have a bad time. To make a long story short: I share a little apartment with a psychopatic ex-con and his seven cats.
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Carrie: It's 2 a.m.!
Mr. Pruzan: Yes...and you are awake. Nice Pyjama, are those ducks?
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Carrie: Mr. Pruzan, it is that...
Mr. Pruzan: PLEASE CARRIE! PLEEEAAASSSEE!! I was always good to you, you know?
Carrie: Well...
Mr. Pruzan: AT THAT TIME!!?!?
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Carrie: Okay, okay! We will talk tomorrow, until then...
Mr. Pruzan: YOU have work, Carrie. Do you must throw me that in my face?
Carrie: ...UNTIL THEN...you can sleep on the sofa.
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Mr. Pruzan: I'm SOOOOO thankful for that, Carrie! How could I ever...
Carrie: I'll bring you the bedclothes.
Mr. Pruzan: Can I maybe have a glass of grapefruitjuice?
Carrie: Hm, yes. Take it from the kitchen.
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Mr. Pruzan: Do you have also the GOOD ONE?
Carrie: No!
Mr. Pruzan: Hm, never mind.
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Carrie: There, all done!
Mr. Pruzan: Thank you! Clarice and me will surely sleep good.
Carrie: Who??
Mr. Pruzan: Clarice, my favorite marionette!
Carrie: Oh. Of course.
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Carrie: Good night, see you in the morning!
Mr. Pruzan: Sleep well, Carrie! Uuh, the bedcover is scratchy...anyway, sleep well, Clarice.
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Carrie: Oh Dude...
(to be continued!)
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