(erstmals veröffentlicht: 26.06.2005)

FOR OUR ENGLISH READERS (translated by JohnDoe)

Title: "Deacons Marriage plans and the polyester"
 
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(DING-DONG!!!)
Arthur: Aaaah, that will be Holly!
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Arthur: You are not Holly!
Deacon: And you are not Ben Stiller. I want to see Doug, he has...
Arthur: Deacon, my brother! When do you think finally about wedding?
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Deacon: About wedding? I'am married. Oh well, almost.
Arthur: You are NOT! You are a MARRIED SINGLE, who is married with his OWN WIFE but NOT REALLY married!
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Deacon: That's just a formality! We want to do that long ago but the kids don't let us free time. You have no idea how hard it is to tell your own son that he shouldn't wear the PUMPS FROM HIS MOTHER!
Arthur: Yeah right!!
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Arthur: Just think about the poor kids! They wouldn't accept a new father so fast!!!
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Deacon: What are you talking about?! I'am the father!
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Arthur: You shouldn't ENFORCE that! That must came from the kids when they want to call you "FATHER"
Deacon: Do you take your pills today?? I mean ALL PILLS??!
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Arthur: It was one of the GREATEST DAYS in my life when Douglas called me "DADDY"!
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Deacon: As far as I know, that was never happens.
Arthur: But it COULD HAVE happend!!!
Deacon: I should go to Doug now...
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Arthur: You can run away but the responsibility will follow you!!
Deacon: As long as you don't follow me, even your "adorable" cotton outfit never minds!
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Arthur: Polyester! 100% POLYESTER!!!!
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