(erstmals veröffentlicht: 16.06.2005)

FOR OUR ENGLISH READERS (translated by JohnDoe)

Title: "Peking Duck, Part 2"
 
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(Late-Night, Doug is watching TV...)
Doug: That isn't real! Mickey?!
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Doug: Come here, Arthur! Your friend Mickey is on TV!
Arthur: Really?!
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Arthur: What did he do now?
Doug: He has win the 2nd place at the 70 till 90 year old Quiz in WHOLE QUEENS!
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Arthur: Without me?! This son of a bitch!!!
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Doug: You ain't know how to spell "Peking-Duck".
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Arthur: How dare you??! I fought for this country!!
Doug: Well?
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Arthur: Wait a minute...
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Arthur: P...E...N...T..I...N...G...damned, something is wrong...
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Deacon: Knock-knock! Whats up, dude?
Doug: Heeey, DEACMAN IS IN DA HOOUUUSE!!
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Deacon: You should stop that.
Doug: Sorry.
Deacon: Why is your livingroom table out there with a sign "More Peking for Italy"?
Arthur: I can explain it!
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Arthur: Because Douglas won't accept that Peking is a piece of Italy!
Deacon: It is also not.
Arthur: AHA! You black people always stick together, huh?! Three Words: GOOD BYE!
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